Why is it SO Quiet Right Now?! 🙈🔥
​Hey loves! Is it just me, or has the entire scene gone completely radio silent this week? 🙄 I’ve been sitting here looking at my schedule and wondering: what on earth is going on with everyone?!

​Is it the weather? Are people melting in the heat or hiding from the rain? Or is everyone suddenly broke, stuck in family holiday mode, or just too tired to go out and have some real fun? I honestly don't know, but the business right now is literally moving at a crawl! 🐌

​I was talking to a few of my fellow escort girls around here, and guess what? They’re all saying the exact same thing! We are all sitting around asking ourselves: where did all the fun, generous, and adventurous gentlemen go? It feels like the whole city went on a collective hiatus without giving us the memo. Business is super slow, the inbox is quieter than a library on a Sunday, and we’re left here looking cute with nowhere to go!

​Seriously though, what is wrong with you guys?! 😂 Did everyone decide to take a break from pleasure at the same time?
​So, I’m putting this out there: What’s the real excuse?